CRYSTAL DEFANTI - Hot For Teacher

All I have to say is "What was wrong with the world when I went to school?" Recently there have been an increasing number of teachers who were canned for either showing pictures of their breast on the internet, doing sexy bikini boat cruises or sending their students home with a sex tape of themselves. None of this ever happened to me as a child and I want my money back. Well, at least I want to see my grade 2 teacher naked. Of course she is probably abit shrivelled up by now as I am 38 and can't be bothered to do the math on how old she is now.
The most recent teacher in trouble is Sacramento Teacher CRYSTAL DEFANTI who is being sent to the principals office because she accidentally included a clip of her very own home made Crystal Defanti sex video in with a class DVD she sent home with her Elementary school students.

Of course, when Crystal Defanti found out about the mistake she instantly tried to contact all the parents to stop them from watching the Crystal Defanti sex DVD. Unfortunately, that will probably not be enough. Many children did, in fact, see the Crystal Defanti sex DVD and if they didn't, I'm sure the parents going to the local media made sure the rest did.
I find it strange how a parent could be claiming to act in the best interest of his children when he exposes this accident to the local Sacramento Media. Not only did he ensure the rest of the world saw the Crystal Defanti sex tape he also put the last nail in Crystal Defanti's coffin. Instead of showing some gratitude for the extra unpaid time his child's teacher, Crystal Defonti put into creating this DVD of his child's year in school and contacting the other parents to ensure this story did not spread, this ungrateful media whore of a parent went to the local news and blurted it all over the world. It is no wonder the Douche didn't show his face.

To Crystal Defonti, yes, this was an unfortunate accident and aside from wanting to be part of your next home video, I think this was an awful thing to have happen to you I hope it works out for ya.

For more about CRYSTAL DEFANTI and the CRYSTAL DEFANTI SEX DVD

The Axe on BRAZILIAN WAX

I was muddling around the geeknet looking for interesting stories and stumbled across this little tidbit about New Jersey Health Officials proposing a BAN ON BRAZILIAN WAXING. What can I say, the title caught my attention. Apparently, there have been a couple of BRAZILIANS GONE BAD in New Jersey and the officials wanted to get control of the situation before women all over the state got sore pooters.



This story reminded me about a conversation I had with a customer of mine right around Valentines day.... Yes, I talk to my customers about shaved pussy's. Anyways, this particular customer owns a beauty salon and she was saying BRAZILIAN WAXING appointments go up a few days before Valentines day. Aside from a boner, my immediate response was... not in my household. So of course, being the curious individual I am, I asked my wife why not. Apparently not a good idea, response was fast and furious and included a suggestion that I have my Netherland forest waxed. NoT A FRICKIN' CHANCE.
After that day, my new found trivia on BRAZILIAN WAXING became water cooler banter whenever I had the opportunity to bring it up in mixed company... kinda the way I fly. Anyways, another customer in the salon business brought up an interesting and very disturbing commentary. Apparently, she has several "Male" Clients who like to get their no no naughty place waxed. Being the homophobe I am, my thoughts immediately went to "How gay is that"

At the end of the day, it seems the New Jersey Health officials got hold of their senses and decided to drop the whole silly idea of BANNING BRAZILIAN WAXING. Women... and apparently men, can now rest in peace knowing they do not have to suffer through razor burn and stubble to get the pre-pubescent race car clean look.

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KELLI MCCARTY MISS USA 1991 Branches into PORN

Since appearing on the Howard Stern show to promote her upcoming VIVID PORNO MOVIE, KELLI McCarty (not KELLY MCCARTY) has been a hot topic on internet search engines. KELLI MCCARTY, MISS USA 1991 has recently branched out into PORN MOVIES. "I enjoy acting,and I really like sex ... so this was the perfect opportunity to combine two of my passions." says KELLY MCCARTY on the topic of moving to PORN MOVIES.

There are those who are critizing her move, saying she is far too old for PORN, however, if search engine stats are any indication, KELLI MCCARTY has a great career of spreading her legs ahead of her.

For more UNCENSORED PICTURES OF KELLI MCCARTY, visit the KELLY MCCARTY Page at Neked Famous Women

CHINESE CENSORSHIP - Woman known as HUANG PORN arrested for EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL PORN MOVIE

Interesting little tidbit over the last few days. Things like this are what make it great to live in a democratic society where the government does not mess with our ability to masturbate to naked chicks on camera.

Google started to go nuts yesterday with searches for HUANG PORN. The reason being, some woman name HUANG who lives in CHINA was arrested for filming herself involved in "SEX ACTS." This HUANG PORN VIDEO now known as "EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL PORNO" after the KAPPA Department store HUANG worked in is now a hot DOWNLOAD on BITTORRENT and the Chinese PEER-TO-PEER application XUNLEI. I guess not even the CHINESE GOVERNMENT cant stop BITTORRENT or P2P DOWNLOADS of HUANG's EAST KAPPA GIRL PORNO MOVIE

You see, HUANG posted this VIDEO of herself HAVING SEX on her blog under HUANG PORN and EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL PORNO.

You can read more about the ongoing saga of HUANG and her PORNO EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL
here

HORNY GOATS and WEED

I gotta say, this story caught my attention. It has long been known the Chinese will eat, lick and generally ingest ANYTHING that gives even a remote chance of increasing their Penis size. Since the country is so overpopulated one must give some credence to their methods, although reproductions is as simple as stick penis in vagina and move back and forth until it spits up.

Simplicity aside, the Chinese culture seems intent on eating dried up whale penises as well as the sex organs from various animals looked at as Verile. That being said, eating grass to get a boner doesn't seem all that far fetched.

Apparently there is this grass appropriately called "HORNY GOAT WEED" is the newest weapon in the battle against the flaccid penis. Italian researchers are now looking at human and animal studies in the effects of this new found wonder weed. For now, you can probably still go to your local Chinese herbalist to get some but I'm sure the drug companies will come up with their own pill sized version before too long.