So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.


All this because of an Erin Andrews Peephole Video everyone wants to watch. See Details here ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO (not it is not the AARON ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO. Some people just can't spell

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

More Billyware Failure as MICROSOFT ZUNE CRASHES

In a note of Hilarity (Only because I did not buy a piece of chit MICROSOFT ZUNE,) Every single 30GIG ZUNE seems to have CRASHED at the same time last time. Sometime around 2AM this morning, every MICROSOFT ZUNE on the planet seems to have FROZEN ON THE START-UP SCREEN.

This really does not come as that much of a surprise to me, the moment I found out MICROSOFT and Billy were reponsible fo this attempt at a byte of the APPLE (OK cheap pun I know) I figured the ZUNE was prone to FAILURE.

Initial reports on the massive ZUNE CRASH indicate MICROSOFT does not have any comments or idea of what went wrong. Not since the day after Christmas has the Internet seen this much interest in the MICROSOFT ZUNE. Today searches are around the terms ZUNE CRASH, ZUNE SUPPORT, ZUNE, ZUNE RESET, ZUNE STUCK ON LOADING SCREEN, ZUNE HARD RESET, ZUNE VIRUS, ZUNE HELP, ZUNE SUPPORT and many many more. At Christmas, the searches related more to LOADING SONGS ONTO YOUR ZUNE.

I guess the team of brainiacs at MICROSOFT will be working into the New Year to solve this problem with the ZUNE putting off any plans for game of "pin the tail on the geek" and everyones favorite "Spank Billy"

If you are a victim of the ZUNE CRASH, or ZUNE VIRUS as the case may be, getting in touch with ZUNE SUPPORT though any of this might just be a little bit of a problem as servers stuggle to keep up with the ZUNE CRASH Queries.



Saturday, December 27, 2008

A little local Cheerleader news

In local news this week, well ok back in November, a group of North Delta Cheerleaders decided to prounce (Is that a word) through the Football field pretty much naked. Wearing nothing but tight bootie shorts or thongs, pieces of tape and paint, these High School seniors gave spectators more than they expected.

Ted Johnson, in his first year as principal at South Delta Secondary, said he was unaware the students planned to bare almost all at the home game. Johnson said he was “very disappointed” upon hearing about the girls’ behaviour, and talked to the seniors about how the “seemingly innocent prank” impacts the school and staff. “From the school’s perspective we’re trying to take an educational route,” said Johnson.

He said the girls talked of the pressure to uphold a school tradition at the Sun Devils’ final home game, although he did not know when the last such nearly nude performance had taken place. The students were warned that such actions, especially by members of the graduating class, could result in fewer teachers willing to sponsor graduation events such as the upcoming Christmas dance. Teachers should be able to attend school-sanctioned events like football games without being made to feel embarrassed, said Johnson. “It was an awkward, uncomfortable place to be for teachers.”

Delta’s assistant superintendent Dianne Turner was watching the football game with her husband and saw the halftime show. She said she was shocked, but added, “I’ve been in high school as an administrator for many years, and teenagers do make mistakes, and you work with them.” Turner said she and Johnson talked to the girls about finding ways to bring pride to the community. “We sent them away to think about what kind of event they might create,” she said, such as a greatly choreographed dance routine.

Johnson wanted to clarify that the cheerleaders were not a sanctioned school group sponsored by a teacher. However, he said he impressed upon them they are representatives of the school to other school communities. “And for the visiting team, it’s not something that is, ‘Wow, this is great.’ There’s an element of intimidation,” said Johnson.

The Sun Devils did win amidst the controversy, 20-14 over the Panthers. The squad competes in district playoffs this weekend.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Today's hot search babe of the day is BOLLYWOOD actress NAMINTHA. You see, NAMINTHA was recently caught on camera NAKED. From the description of the NUDE NAMINTHA VIDEO, it seems NAMINTHA was TAKING OFF HER DRESS when she was caught on camera from the behind. NAMITHA then turned around EXPOSING HER NAKED BREASTS for the world to see.
NAMITHA is now the first BOLLYWOOD actress to be featured on HOLAMAMASITA. To see more PICTURES OF NAMINTHA, check out NAMITHA SHOWS ALL

There are already many horny individuals offering sums of money to see the NAKED NAMINTHA VIDEO.

Monday, December 22, 2008


Interesting little tidbit over the last few days. Things like this are what make it great to live in a democratic society where the government does not mess with our ability to masturbate to naked chicks on camera.

Google started to go nuts yesterday with searches for HUANG PORN. The reason being, some woman name HUANG who lives in CHINA was arrested for filming herself involved in "SEX ACTS." This HUANG PORN VIDEO now known as "EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL PORNO" after the KAPPA Department store HUANG worked in is now a hot DOWNLOAD on BITTORRENT and the Chinese PEER-TO-PEER application XUNLEI. I guess not even the CHINESE GOVERNMENT cant stop BITTORRENT or P2P DOWNLOADS of HUANG's EAST KAPPA GIRL PORNO MOVIE

You see, HUANG posted this VIDEO of herself HAVING SEX on her blog under HUANG PORN and EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL PORNO.

You can read more about the ongoing saga of HUANG and her PORNO EAST BUILDING KAPPA GIRL

Saturday, December 20, 2008


As per normal, I did my typical google hot terms search this morning and noticed JENNIFER ANISTON up there again. Of course for the JENNIFER ANISTON GQ PICTORIAL.
Well anyways, JENNIFER ANISTON WAS ON DAVID LETTERMAN last night and she gave the nightitme geek the tie from the photoshoot. I'm sure Dave is at home right now rubbing the tie all over himself.


Jennifer Aniston says her naked photo for the cover of an American men’s magazine was an accident because the shoot was intended to expose her in mere “moments of undress”. Aniston features on the GQ cover posing in a red and white striped tie, but insists she didn’t quite intend to fully strip down, reports.

She said: “There was a theme to that photoshoot. It was supposed to be moments of undress - starting off in a gown, and then the men were in their tuxedos, then we were going to have me in one of their shirts and then their pants and then somehow that all went out of the window and then there just ended up being a tie.”

To see more of the Beautiful JENNIFER ANISTON Visit

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Virgin Mary nude on the cover of Mexican Playboy - Banging at the Gates of Hell

AH, what better way to start off a saturday morning than with a little contraversy. And, of course, what better source of contraversy than the Catholic Church. Well, not really the Catholic Church, although I am sure they will get their 2 cents in.

It seems, like the Mexian Playboy Magazine has decided to feature a NUDE VIRGIN MARY on the cover of Mexico Playboy. This more is just days before a major Mexican festival dedicated to the mother of Jesus.

Not to miss this opportunity, check out the cover of Mexico Playboy featuring, noen other than, the Virgin Mary... Or at least a Nude statuesque representation of her.

Now where is my box of Kleenex and bottle of lotion.

For more on this Story

Playboy Features Nude Virgin Mary Cover

Thursday, December 11, 2008

KFC Moments - KFC Girls get national Attention after MySpace Pictures in the Sink

Of all the things to make you sick at KFC, one of the Anderson California Kentucky Fried Chicken said the pictures of the "KFC Girls" posted on MySpace under the heading "KFC Moments" made her sick to her stomach. Although these three KFC Girls are not really all that attractive, in fact one of them looks like she has been eating too much KFC, Sick to the stomach does not really come to mind.

Regardless, KFC Headquarters swiftly fired the Bikini Clad bathers issuing a statement on how their actions violated restaurant health policies. I guess coating America's arteries with Chicken fat is perfectly healthy.\

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Dasha Astafievas The Playboy 50th Anniversary Playmate

Meet Dasha Astafievas, the recently announce Playboy 50th Anniversary Playmate. Even in his Viagra fueled old age, Hef has definately not lost his taste in women. He truly knows what men desire in women.

Born in the Ukraine, Dasha Astafievas won Stars Factory, which is a Ukranian reality TV program. Yes reality television is sweeping the planet, which is why she would fit right in with Kendra and the Girls Next Door. Kendra is reportedly taking Dasha Astafievas presence very hard, as she is the serious one in the sort-of-polygamist relationship who wants to have the 86 year old Hef’s baby. We are for Hef in this one, and hope everyone can get along. Watch the program to see for yourself if these rumors are true and how they are handled.

After her victory, Dasha Astafieva started a musical career and worked as a hot fashion model. She posed nude for Playboy Ukraine, and was subsequently featured as Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2007.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Spankin' to Naked pictures of Megan Fox

Although this story as well as the pictures are fairly old, everyone seems to be searching for more Naked Megan Fox pictures today. For those who haven't seen the very spankable Naked Megan Fox Pictures yet, you can always go check out the various HTBW Blogs dedicated the the very Beautiful Megan Fox. For purely high resolution naked pictures of Megan Fox, check out
If you are more interested in the life and times of Megan Fox as well as a few other pictures of the Sexy Goddess that is Megan fox, check out the Megan Fox blog at
If, on the other hand, you are not picky about which beautiful woman you see naked you can also check out

Monday, December 8, 2008

Everyone wants to See Joan Bush

Joan Bush pictures seem to be the hot comodity in the geeknet today. I guess since she got married, everyone wants to see what the Joan Bush Bride looks like. So I looked and looked for Joan Bush Pictures and found quite a few pictures of Joan Biaz as well as George and Jenna Bush. However, I don't thing that is what the general public is looking for in Joan Bush Pictures.
So here you go, a photo gallery of Joan Bush Pictures.... Well at least once I find some pictures of Joan Bush. If Joan Bush ends up being a hottie, you can bet you will find Sexy Joan Bush pictures in either or if they are naked Joan Bush Pictures check out