So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.



ERIN ANDREWS PEEPING TOM PEEPHOLE VIDEO

All this because of an Erin Andrews Peephole Video everyone wants to watch. See Details here ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO (not it is not the AARON ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO. Some people just can't spell

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

DISNEYLAND FLASHERS - FLASH MOUNTAIN The happiest Place on earth

The mouse has now officially been replaced as the number one reason to go to DISNEYLAND. It seems there is a fascinating new trend among female visitors to DISNEYLAND's SPLASH MOUNTAIN. It seems riders have taken to FLASHING THEIR BREASTS for the camera.

Of course, the world being full of perverts such as myself, these pictures of WOMEN FLASHING THEIR BREAST ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN have made their way on the internet. DISNEYLAND officials are blaming the leak of the NAKED PICTURES OF SPLASH MOUNTAIN RIDERS on some "unscrupulous employee." Whatever the cause or source, I thank you from the bottom of my penis for these wonderful pictures. And to the stars of these pictures, you are true hero's for rescuing... a hell with it. Thanks for the Mamories!!!

DISNEYLAND is now truly the Happiest Place on Earth.

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UNCENSORED PICTURES OF WOMEN FLASHING THEIR BREASTS AT DISNEYLAND's SPLACH MOUNTAIN (FLASH MOUNTAIN)







Monday, April 27, 2009

Oops, she did it again - BRITNEY SPEARS TAMPON STRING WARDROBE MALFUNCTION VIDEO

Ah, yet again BRITNEY SPEARS, the WARDROBE MALFUNCTION queen, has had another TAMPON STRING moment. During a recent BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT BRITNEY SPEARS was dancing around during the song "Boys" when a leg lift revealed a TAMPON string on the right sie of her crotch.









This is not the first time BRITNEY SPEARS has had a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. At one performance she went screaming off stage yelling "My Pussy was hanging out!!!" In Vancouver, the BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT was stopped midway for about 5 minutes for an apparent issue with the smoke. Although rumour has it BRITNEY SPEARS stormed off stage because of a similar TAMPON STRING issue. I guess the media hype around the Vancouver incident, cause BRITNEY SPEARS to rethink her reaction to the situation. Either that or perhaps her stage crew was scared to mention it for fear of another BRITNEY BREAKDOWN

Here is a VIDEO OF THE BRITNEY SPEARS TAMPON INCIDENT






Thursday, April 23, 2009

K-Fed Fat and Cashing in on his Girth

Kevin Was FED too much while living off the Britney Spears trough.


Since failing as a singer, Kevin Federline is moving to a new Alley for income idea's. Following in the footsteps of other fat not so notables such as Kirstie Alley and that Fat Subway Guy (Although he did it for food), K-fed has been approached by Nutri System to sell their weight loss program.




Wednesday, April 22, 2009

LISA RINNA in MAY 2009 PLAYBOY

Proving that beauty is truly ageless, 45 year old aging MILF LISA RINNA strutted her stuff for the MAY 2009 issue of PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. If internet searches are any indication, the popularity of NAKED PICTURES OF LISA RINNA has not dropped since her first posing for PLAYBOY MAGAZINE back in 1998 in the famous LISA RINNA PREGNANT PLAYBOY PICTORIAL.
Always one for pushing the envelope, LISA RINNA was reported to be quite happy with the MAY 2009 LISA RINNA PLAYBOY PICTORIAL







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LISA RINNA PLAYBOY PICTORIAL

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

MEGAN McALLISTER PICTURES

At the heels of the arrest of a suspect in the Craigslist killer case, the internet is a buzz searching for PICTURE OF MEGAN MCALLISTER, more specifically MEGAN MCALLISTER WEDDING PICTURES. So why the buzz? Well, MEGAN MCALLISTER is the finacee of accused CRAIGLIST KILLER PHILIP MARKOFF. I guess everyone is wondering what kind of woman would be interested in an accused killer.

MEGAN MCALLISTER is convinced her finacee, PHILIP MARKOFF is innocent of the CRAIGSLIST KILLINGS. MEGAN MCALLISTER is reported as saying "Philip is a beautiful person inside and out"







The above photo is of a beauty pagent chick with the same name who may or may not be the picture everyone is looking for

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MEGAN McALLISTER talks about her fiancee PHILIP MARKOFF





Thursday, April 16, 2009

Carlie Christine - Another hot babe gets the boot for showing us her breasts

OK, so she was a cheerleading coach. Not exactly one of those jobs which demand any sort of extreme brain power. Extreme fitness yes, brains... so what.
Anyways, this hot babe, CARLIE CHRISTINE, was recently fired from her job as a cheerleading coach at Casa Robles High School in Orangevale, CA because parents and officials were offended by her perfectly shaved vagina. Well, not really her vagina in itself but the fact that CARLIE CHRISTINE showed the world her beautiful pussy in Playboy's online batin' portal.







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CARLIE CHRISTINE AT PLANET BREAST
CARLIE CHRISTINE - High School cheerleading coach fired for posing naked in playboy - Pictures here
CARLIE CHRISTINE at Perfect Private Parts

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

LIL' KIM WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - Yet another Dancing With The Stars Moment

What can I say... I love boobies. Well, this latest search on Google had me jumping for the wife's download of the latest episode of DANCING WITH THE STARS which apparently had some footage of LIL' KIMS LATEST WARDROBE MALFUNCTION.







This is not the first time LIL' KIM has shown the world what she is made of. In fact, there are a couple of other PICTURES OF LIL' KIM WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS to be found at PLANET BREAST







Thursday, April 9, 2009

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION - THE "REAL REASON" BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER

Of all the body parts BRITNEY SPEARS has put on display, an apparent pre-menstral BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE and blew a gasket at her April 8th Vancouver concert.

Original reports had BRITNEY SPEARS WALKING OFF THE VANCOUVER STAGE due to the smoke in GM Place. One has to wonder why now? After all, this is not BRITNEY SPEARS' first performance in a smoke filled stadium. In fact, BRITNEY SPEARS is a SMOKER herself, as we have seen in several pictures, including the now famous picture of BRITNEY SPEARS SUCKING ON A FAG right beside her child.






So what caused BRITNEY SPEARS TO WALK OF THE STAGE IN VANCOUVER? Well... eye witness and backstage reports have BRITNEY SPEARS getting upset over yet ANOTHER WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. So what was it this time, a breast a nipple, perhaps her vagina (yet again.) Nope, but you are in the right area.





According to reports, the whole REASON BRITNEY SPEARS WALKED OFF STAGE IN VANCOUVER was because of a TAMPON STRING, hence the pre-mentral reference. When management realised BRITNEY SPEARS was in mid breakdown, they quickly announced it was due to smoke. This excuse gave the Valium a little time to kick in and gave engineers enough time to Que up the Ipod... Britney Spears was up and ready for some more lip syncing.




Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Country Music Hotties and their WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood and Julianne Houghs

I'm not going to profess a love for country music, in fact I think it is really quite awful. a particular joke is coming to mind
"What does a country song sound like backwards?

The guys, truck starts, he gets his wife back and the cow starts producing milk again"

Speaking of milk... Wouldn't you just love to suckle on Taylor Swift's bare nipple as shown in the TAYLOR SWIFT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION NIPPLE SLIP PICTURE to the left.


Well, all that aside, one cannot deny how country music seems to have an ample supply of hot babe female performers. Take for example recent newbie and American Idol winner, Carrie Underwood.





So hot and popular are these farm girls that search engine stats are showing it. Just this morning, the world seemed intent on find pictures of TAYLOR SWIFT's WARDROBE MALFUNCTION AT THE CMA's. Apparently her DRESS RIPPED exposing.... well nothing. From my penis fired searches, I could only find a little titbit on Top new Female performer JULIANNE HOUGH'S WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, well honestly is was a ripped dress which nobody on the audience could see. DOH!!! no camera footage. Speaking about her WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, JULIANNE HOUGHS said “It's a good thing I ripped my dress, because now I have something else to think about,” Hough gushed during her tearful speech.






Back to the topic of CARRIE UNDERWOOD, I did manage to find this sexy little picture of the Cowpoke Hottie showing us how she looks without a bra on. I guess the excitement of winning an award got to her, just as the excitement of seeing CARRIE UNDERWOOD's NIPPLE got to me... Made muh penis perky






So for those of you who got to this page looking for the TAYLOR SWIFT WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, here is the closest I could find. A picture of TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE CMA's in the rain or something. All I know is her dress is wet and if you look close enough, you can see some water. Of course there is the after posting addition of the TAYLOR SWIFT NIPPLE SLIP CLOSE-UP PICTURE. Now that is a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION I LIKE. Not a Britney Spears Crotch shot but it does come a close second.

Friday, April 3, 2009

PERFECT PRIVATE PARTS

It seems the whole DESIGNER VAGINA thing is back in the news. This morning I noticed an interesting term on the top 100. "PERFECT PRIVATE PARTS" I guess the BBC did a special on CUSTOM VAGINA'S which included LABIA PIERCING and of course LABIAPLASTY. LABIAPLASTY is basically plastic surgery for the Vagina.





Consequently, people are now looking for BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES OF LABIAPLASTY. I have said this before and I will continue to say it, I have never met a Vagina I did not like... Some of the owners of the Vagina's on the other hand did need some serious work, however no plastic surgery could fix some of those defects.

All that aside, I did do a commentary on LABIAPLASTY and DESIGNER VAGINA's last time it popped up in october of last year. In fact, I have some before and after shots of some very pretty vagina's and they can be found here LOOKING FOR A NEW VAGINA






Thursday, April 2, 2009

SHANNA MOAKLER sends Travis Barker to Spank Land

It looks like TRAVIS BARKER is back to spanking his monkey again as him and the sexy PLAYBOY MODEL / Actress SHANNA MOAKLER go for another attempt at separation.






Travis Barker, drummer for the bands Blink-182 and +44, and formerly of The Transplants and The Aquabats, proposed to SHANNA MOAKLER in the elevator entrance to the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland. Barker paid off one of the ride operators so that the couple could have the space to themselves for a few minutes and then got down on one knee and proposed. SHANNA MOAKLER said "yes," but she later surprised Barker with her own down-on-one-knee proposal and engagement ring for him. On October 30, 2004, they were married and today have two children together: son Landon (born October 9, 2003) and daughter Alabama (born December 24, 2005).

Barker filed for divorce from Moakler on August 8, 2006. SHANNA MOAKLER commented on her MySpace page, that she was devastated by the demise of her marriage. Less than a week after filing for divorce, Barker posted negative comments about his estranged wife on his MySpace page. Barker later explained that he was "still absolutely in love" with SHANNA MOAKLER, but that he posted the blog about her after "hearing things in the press that SHANNA MOAKLER was saying." Both SHANNA MOAKLER and Barker quickly removed the blogs from their pages and remained relatively quiet as to their impending divorce.






Eventually reports began to be circulated that Barker was seeing Paris Hilton. Tensions between Hilton and SHANNA MOAKLER led to a confrontation at a Los Angeles nightclub (Hyde Lounge) in early October. Hilton and SHANNA MOAKLER each accused the other of battery in separate complaints filed with the Los Angeles Police Department. Hilton claimed SHANNA MOAKLER had punched her in the jaw and shouted at her, while SHANNA MOAKLER said that Stavros Niarchos (Hilton's ex-boyfriend) bent her wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down stairs. Ultimately, no charges came out of the altercation.

In November 2006, SHANNA MOAKLER threw herself a "divorce party" in Las Vegas, complete with a divorce cake featuring a bloody groom and a blonde, knife-wielding bride. In response, Barker again posted a blog on his MySpace page, this time criticizing SHANNA MOAKLER for throwing the party.
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For some uncensored Pictures of Shanna Moekler naked check out

SHANNA MOAKLER PLAYBOY PICTORIAL

SHANNA MOAKLER the MILF

SHANNA MOAKLER NAKED - The complete Playboy Pictorial
NAKED PICTURES OF SHANNA MOAKLER

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

MARK BALLAS SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

MARK BALLAS of DANCING WITH THE STARS and his SHAWN JOHNSON BONER


It seems DANCING WITH THE STARS star, MARK BALLAS could not hide his "excitement" last night as he stood behind SHAWN JOHNSON sporting a and obvious BONER. From the PICTURE below, it is quite apparent by the extra volume in his groin region, The much older MARK BALLAS has an ERRECTION over 17 year old dance partner SHAWN JOHNSON.






No stranger to scary old men being sexually attracted to her, 17 year old SHAWN JOHNSON recently had a restraining order issued against another stalker who broke into the DANCING WITH THE STARS set because he felt SHAWN JOHNSON was talking to him through the TV. Producers are unsure how SHAWN JOHNSON's parents feel about the recent development in the crotch of MARK BALLAS as he demonstrates little Marks' appreciation for SHAWN JOHNSON in the form of an ERECTION.







a close up PICTURE OF MARK BALLAS' BONER



Perhaps MARK BALLAS should consider Spankin' his monkey before the show from now on.