So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.


All this because of an Erin Andrews Peephole Video everyone wants to watch. See Details here ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO (not it is not the AARON ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO. Some people just can't spell

Monday, July 27, 2009

Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson Worried about Vagina Tearing

I'm sure everyone with a penis and a hankering for ex sugarbaby Kendra Wilkinson knows about her pregnancy. There seems to be a search resurgence for Pictures of Kendra Wilkinson This time, however, the search seems to be oriented around PICTURES OF KENDRA WILKINSON PREGNANT or to be exact Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant Pictures.

Reading over an interview of the Sexy MILF to be, it appears Kendra Wilkinson is trying to get past her bubblehead persona. (Come on, she had sex with Hef, how smart could she really be?)

Kendra Wilkinson claims to be OK with wight gain during her pregnancy, apparently, her current craving is Japanese Food "Not fish or any of that stuff, but teriyaki chicken and rice and soy sauce and ginger salad," said a Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson. A Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson further went on to say "I'm getting an epidural, everything they can give me. That's the one thing I'm nervous about the most. Everything else is so fun, but I have visions of my vagina tearing, and that sucks."

As for the stripper pole Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson was so fond of pre her pregnancy days, "The stripper pole's coming down now because of the baby, not forever, but for a while. It will be hung up in the closet."

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Saturday, July 25, 2009


Everyone is wondering who is responsible for the Erin Andrews Peephole video. Of course, as with anything, there is also a wack of people (no pun intended) who feel this whole Erin Andrews Peeping Tom peephole video is just a desperate attempt at getting attention. Whatever the case, Erin Andrews has one hot a$$ (Fuzzy and grainy as it is.)

Since the break of the Erin Andrews peephole video, the internet and mainstream media have been bursting at the seams with people looking to watch the Erin Andrews Peephole video

According to reports, the Identity of the ESPN Peeping Tom is someone within the ESPN circuit as the Erin Andrews peephole video sees to be a combination of several ESPN Peeping Tom sessions from various Hotel room Erin Andrews stayed in while on ESPN assignments.

Since the break of the story, the focus of internet searched related to the Erin Andrews Peephole videos seems to be shifting towards the IDENTITY OF THE ERIN ANDREWS PEEPING TOM. Searches have gone from being focused on Watching the Erin Andrews Peeping Tom peephole videos to the NAME OF THE ERIN ANDREWS ESPN PEEPING TOM

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Friday, July 24, 2009


The first thought that came to mind after reading this story about Farmers in India having their unmarried daughters plow their field naked was "Wow that is an interesting form of advertising."

It seems someone in Eastern India decided naked virgins plowing the fields would embarrass the weather gods into bringing some much needed rain. My thought is, if there are indeed weather gods, would they not know bringing rain would put the naked virgins inside. For that reason, rain would be counterproductive as there would be no more naked sweaty virgins plowing the fields in India.

I'm thinking if naked virgins plowing the fields in India does not work, neighboring farmers could pool their daughters and have one big naked virgin lesbian orgy where all the naked farmers daughters would gather for a lickfest or maybe an all naked girl mud wrestling match right in the middle of the field. Just a thought.

Here is the original story.

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday
Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

"They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains," Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar's remote Banke Bazaar town.

"This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily."

India this year suffered its worst start to the vital monsoon rains in eight decades, causing drought in some states.

Monday, July 20, 2009

JENNA BUSH Back in the news

So Jenna Bush is back in the news again... My question is "Why?" We all knew the Bush Twins were a handful for the secret service, of course nobody in the secret service would dare breath a word of it to the general public. Although, there was quite abit of media speculation and rumours as to the partying days of the Bush Sisters.

Then, of course, there is the infamous naked pictures of Jenna Bush where she took a little visit to the local beach and flashed the family Bush. A full set of the Jenna Bush pictures which show Jenna Bush showing off her pussy while taking off her panties can be found on wardrobe malfunction junction. These pictures are, of course, uncensored. I would post them here, but the advertizers on this blog do not permit naked pictures, particularly naked pictures of Jenna Bush.

To add to the rumours, Author Ronald Kessler claims Barbara and Jenna Bush put the presidential Secret Service through hell and back "Jenna would purposely try to lose her protection by going through red lights or by jumping in her car without telling agents where she was going. As a result, in a total waste of manpower, the Secret Service kept her car under surveillance so agents could follow her."

In a further comment, Ronald Kessler claimed Henry Hager, Jenna's boyfriend and soon-to-be-hubby, was so intoxicated on night, the Secret Service took him to Georgetown University Hospital to detox. Apparently, Henry also got so tanked while out with Jenna Bush in a Georgetown bar that he picked a fight with several patrons, with secret service agents having to intervene."

If you are interested in hearing more about the Bush twins, check out the Ronald Kessler tell all book of the Bush sisters and the secret service, entitled In the President's Secret Service


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... and the search for the ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO continues its' domination of internet search trends. I can't say I blame everyone, I've seen many PICTURES OF ERIN ANDREWS and she is definitely one sexy sports chick. I guess that is why Playboy Magazine saw fit as to label Erin Andrews as such.

LAST MINUTE ADDITION. I have managed to obtain the COMPLETE ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO and have posted screenshots of the ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO here No downloads required, no viruses and no censoring

Of course, as with any hot search trend involving the download of a sex tape, the search for an ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO has attracted the attention of the usual douche bags looking to spread viruses and various other forms of malware. Come on people, we are all monkey's here, looking to smack our rods around a little. Taking advantage of this fact for the simple spread of some dumb-a$$ed virus is just nuts.
Just so you know, if a website tells you that you must download some sort of executable file or plug-in to view the Erin Andrews sex tape, you are going to get a virus. Just think logically and this will all pass in time. Also, do not give your credit card number to anyone offering to sell you this download of the Erin Andrews sex tape. Anyone attempting to advertise ERIN ANDREWS PEEP HOLE VIDEO SEXTAPE DOWNLOAD HERE LINKS on my blog will be filtered out.

Regardless, the search for NAKED PICTURES OF ERIN ANDREWS continues. Along with this search, I have managed to stumble across another very sexy sports babe by the name of Charlotte Jackson. Although very beautiful, Charlotte Jackson would not qualify for the sexiest sports babe in America as she is a brit. This, however, has not stopped many fans of Charlotte Jackson from comparing her beauty to that of the star of the ERIN ANDREWS SEX TAPE. Unfortunately, I have not found any NAKED PICTURES OF CHARLOTTE JACKSON, but she does seem a little less shy when it comes to magazine pictures of herself, as this picture would indicate. In fact, it would seem many internet searchers and bloggers are confusing Charlotte Jackson for Erin Andrews as many of Charlotte's pictures are popping up in places labeled as those of sex tape star Erin Andrews.

Back to the topic of the Erin Andrews PeepHole Video Download here. Apparently this Erin Andrews sex tape is real. A representative of the sexy Erin Andrews has indicated Erin Andrews will be taking legal action against those responsible for invading her privacy by recording a video of her sexual exploits in a hotel room.

"While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent," the statement from Andrews' lawyers said. "She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin's privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities."

If you are interested in seeing some certified Virus free pictures of the sexy Erin Andrews, check out the Erin Andrews Gallery on Naked Famous Women

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Friday, July 17, 2009


Following in the trail of fellow crazed sex kitten Britney Spears, MISCHA BARTON was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where she was hospitalized under Section 5150 of the California Welfare & Institutions Code, which allows authorities to hold a person for up to 72 hours if they present a danger to themselves or to others.

Police were called to Mischa Barton's Los Angeles home at 3 p.m. Wednesday to assist her with a "medical issue." While details of the reason why Mischa Barton was hospitalized under California's involuntary psychiatric-hold law is unknown, at this time. However, this move to the psychiatric ward came just hours before Mischa Barton was scheduled to fly to New York for the premiere of her new movie, "Homecoming"

Mischa Barton's publicist was reported as saying, "Police were involved due to Ms. Barton's celebrity status to safely transfer her to medical treatment as per doctor's orders." Apparently, Mischa Barton is now "OK and resting."

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS - How much would you pay?

Although I have been having problems uploading pictures to Blogger today, I figured it was fairly important to get this groundbreaking newsout there. Who am I shitting, this is just another hormone induced post on breasts. In this case, the breast of former Miss Norway MONICA HANSEN.

Wow, this chick is hot. At least when she got her breast size increased she didn't go for the freak factor like Sheyla Hershey, Shit, I think this chick is at KKK's or something.

Now back to MONICA HANSEN and more importantly, MONICA HANSEN's BREASTS. It seems when MONICA HANSEN had her boob job done, her plastic surgeon a Dr. Leonard M. Hochstein used photographs of MONICA HANSEN'S breasts on his website to show off the marvelous work he had done. As a result of unathorized use of MONICA HANSEN's PICTURES to advertise his business, Dr. Leonard M. Hochstein was ordered to pay MONICA HANSEN over $ 500,000.

MONICA HANSEN is a fashion model who appeared in several magazines including STUFF, Maxim, FHM and Redhot. MONICA HANSEN currently lives in Los Angeles. MONICA HANSEN was born on October 13 1982 in Tonsberg, Norway. MONICA HANSEN measures a stunning 5'11" tall. MONICA HANSEN's Mother is Brazilian and her father is Norwegian.

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Friday, July 10, 2009

EMMA WATSON on her Wardrobe Malfunction

in an interview with David Letterman, an embarrassed Emma Watson admitted to being new at the whole paparazzi game and was "Learning". in the David Letterman interview, a blushing Emma Watson said "at least I was wearing underwear." To that we say, too bad Emma, keep on studying, maybe next time your panties will be a little more transparent.


Meestor President.. You got some 'splaining to do - Mayara Tavares' Ass

Oh Obama, I feel for you dude, I'm sure Michelle is making you sleep with the waterdog tonight. It appears,while visiting with French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Barack Obama was checking out the ass of Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez,) a 16 year old Brazilian teenager. Of course Sarkozy seems quite smitten with Mayara Tavares (Majora Tavares)) as well, but that is to be expected from the french... Maybe he's looking for a new wife as his is getting on in years.

The Internet is buzzing since the discovery of this of side glance from Barack Obama, I'm sure Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez) is feeling a little of the attention as perverts and pedofiles search for naked pictures of Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez)

If course the picture of Obama's glance, may well have been an unfortunate pre-mature shot of him looking up at his wife, Michelle, who was just above him on the stairs. Whatever the case, I'm sure Mayara Tavares (Majora Taverez) is enjoying the added attention, and possible money this will be getting her.

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Why is my baby's poo yellow

OK, so this is really not the normal area of conversation in this blog... well any of my blogs, to be quite honest. The thing is, this question, well more of a commentary came to me by the way of a friend who just squirted out a third child. Of course the parents are used to the various colours of Child Guano, however, units 1 and 2 were less versed in the ways of the bum hole

Of course my first response was "Because he is an Alien." "From the planet mamakootchie" I went on in a further email. The thing is, I'm sure many first time parents are asking the very same question "WHY IS MY BABY'S POO YELLOW" Some may say "WHY IS MY BABY'S POOP YELLOW" while others may even refer to poop by its' proper Anglo-Saxxon name "Shit".

So being the socially conscious blogger on a quest for the meaning of life the universe and everything beyond 42, I decided to do a little searching on the healthy colours of Alien Crap. As it turns out, Yellow baby Poo is completely normal. Apparently it is quite natural for infants to have yellow poo, particularly when they are on a purely milk based diet. So the quick answer Yes it is perfectly healthy if your baby's poo is yellow. On the other hand, it is not healthy, nor normal to have Yellow poo, either cooked or raw.

Now Greed poo, that is a completely different story. (continued. Below)

If your child is shitting green, you better start searching your significant other for the marks of an Alien. Perhaps he or she greets friends with a friendly "NaNoo NaNoo" and drink milk through their finger.

Maybe they have a long nose and are covered in hair and have an obsession for eating cats (Not to be confused with a hairy chinese person). Perhaps he/she has multiple heads (Although I don't know how you could have missed that prior to fvcking them.. or maybe you just like that kind of thing - I'm not judging - Freak!!! :P)

Truth be know, if your baby does have green poo, some chick on the internet says:

"If your baby's stools are green and frothy she may be taking in too much lactose (the natural sugar found in milk), which happens if she feeds often, but doesn't get the rich milk at the end of the feed to fill her up. It may also be caused by overfeeding or underfeeding, or is a sign that your baby has a stomach bug."

So now you know. Now won't you be able to sleep better at night. Remember what your mama told you "Don't eat Yellow Poo!!!"

Oh ya, one last minute thought. Apparently Freud said it is "Perfectly Normal for Children to be obsessed with poo." Adults... well that is another story. Take your Skat fantasies elsewhere you freaks.

Friday, July 3, 2009


All I have to say is "What was wrong with the world when I went to school?" Recently there have been an increasing number of teachers who were canned for either showing pictures of their breast on the internet, doing sexy bikini boat cruises or sending their students home with a sex tape of themselves. None of this ever happened to me as a child and I want my money back. Well, at least I want to see my grade 2 teacher naked. Of course she is probably abit shrivelled up by now as I am 38 and can't be bothered to do the math on how old she is now.
The most recent teacher in trouble is Sacramento Teacher CRYSTAL DEFANTI who is being sent to the principals office because she accidentally included a clip of her very own home made Crystal Defanti sex video in with a class DVD she sent home with her Elementary school students.

Of course, when Crystal Defanti found out about the mistake she instantly tried to contact all the parents to stop them from watching the Crystal Defanti sex DVD. Unfortunately, that will probably not be enough. Many children did, in fact, see the Crystal Defanti sex DVD and if they didn't, I'm sure the parents going to the local media made sure the rest did.
I find it strange how a parent could be claiming to act in the best interest of his children when he exposes this accident to the local Sacramento Media. Not only did he ensure the rest of the world saw the Crystal Defanti sex tape he also put the last nail in Crystal Defanti's coffin. Instead of showing some gratitude for the extra unpaid time his child's teacher, Crystal Defonti put into creating this DVD of his child's year in school and contacting the other parents to ensure this story did not spread, this ungrateful media whore of a parent went to the local news and blurted it all over the world. It is no wonder the Douche didn't show his face.

To Crystal Defonti, yes, this was an unfortunate accident and aside from wanting to be part of your next home video, I think this was an awful thing to have happen to you I hope it works out for ya.