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Friday, October 3, 2008

HORNY GOATS and WEED

I gotta say, this story caught my attention. It has long been known the Chinese will eat, lick and generally ingest ANYTHING that gives even a remote chance of increasing their Penis size. Since the country is so overpopulated one must give some credence to their methods, although reproductions is as simple as stick penis in vagina and move back and forth until it spits up.

Simplicity aside, the Chinese culture seems intent on eating dried up whale penises as well as the sex organs from various animals looked at as Verile. That being said, eating grass to get a boner doesn't seem all that far fetched.

Apparently there is this grass appropriately called "HORNY GOAT WEED" is the newest weapon in the battle against the flaccid penis. Italian researchers are now looking at human and animal studies in the effects of this new found wonder weed. For now, you can probably still go to your local Chinese herbalist to get some but I'm sure the drug companies will come up with their own pill sized version before too long.

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