So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.



ERIN ANDREWS PEEPING TOM PEEPHOLE VIDEO

All this because of an Erin Andrews Peephole Video everyone wants to watch. See Details here ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO (not it is not the AARON ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO. Some people just can't spell

Sunday, March 29, 2009

PATTI DAVIS FAMOUS PLAYBOY SPREAD re-surfaces

Politics definitely makes for strange bedfellows, the "political topic of today seems to be PATTI DAVIS, otherwise known as PATTY REAGAN has hit the search engines with a fury today as everyone and their dog is looking for NAKED PICTURES OF PATTI DAVIS from back in her POSING FOR PLAYBOY DAYS.
Yes, you heard me right, the daughter of US PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN POSED NUDE IN PLAYBOY. One can see why PATTY DAVIS (REAGAN) was the black sheep of the REAGAN clan.

Apparently, PATTY REAGAN had differing views from her family and decided to change her last name to DAVIS. PATTI DAVIS is also known for dating one of the EAGLES, and she even co-wrote one of their songs.. Much to the dismay of Don Henley.

RELATED LINKS

For some UNCENSORED PICTURES OF PATTI DAVIS (PATTY REAGAN) and her PLAYBOY PICTORIAL

PATTI DAVIS NAKED PLAYBOY PICTURES

Friday, March 27, 2009

Titties and Cellphones - A DANIELLE LLOYD SAGA

This has gotta be my favorite news item of the day. It appears the sexy but stupid TOPLESS MODEL DANIELLE LLOYD pulled a stupid awhile back and is now looking at cashing in on the results of her brainless actions.

It seems, the sexy TOPLESS MODEL DANIELLE LLOYD wasn't thinking when she left her cellphone loaded with TOPLESS PHOTO's at her local Carphone Warehouse. You see, the clerk on staff at that moment was a very lucky Deepak Jagpal who told the beautiful but gullible DANIELLE LLOYD to leave her cellphone (FILLED WITH TOPLESS PHOTO's) with him and he would transfer the pictures for her. What Deepak did not tell DANIELLE LLOYD, however, was he would be keeping copies of those photographs for himself.... Uh duh!!!!







Further to this, the Ditsy DANIELLE is now suing the carphone warehouse for their role in the distribution of these wonderful TOPLESS PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD. Danielle's writ makes a claim of up to £50,000 for breach of contract and invasion of privacy. Apparently, Depak Jagpal no longer works for the carphone warehouse.


To see some UNCENSORED TOPLESS PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD TOPLESS

NAKED PICTURES OF DANIELLE LLOYD

DANIELLE LLOYD SHOWS OF HER BREASTS AND MORE









Here is the original story:

Danielle Lloyd is suing a phone company after one of its workers allegedly downloaded explicit photos from her mobile.

The former Miss England left the phone at her local branch of Carphone Warehouse, where one of the staff viewed the images and made copies, a High Court writ states. Danielle, who appeared with Jade Goody in the controversial series of Celebrity Big Brother, is suing Carphone Warehouse and employee Deepak Jagpal.

Mr Jagpal is accused of taking copies of the pictures, including intimate surgery shots, when the model bought a new mobile.

She was told to leave her old phone so all the data could be transferred, and collect it later the same day.





The incident took place last September and the company says it apologised as soon as it was made aware of the matter.

Mr Jagpal no longer works for Carphone Warehouse.

A spokesman for the company said: "The download of customer content is entirely unacceptable and we can confirm that this content was not published. When the matter was brought to our attention we immediately conducted an investigation and the employee is no longer working within the business. Their actions are not indicative of our usual standard of service and we absolutely apologise to Ms Lloyd."

Danielle's writ makes a claim of up to £50,000 for breach of contract and invasion of privacy.






Thursday, March 26, 2009

VALERIE BERTINELLI's Stunning BIKINI pose at 48

All I have to say is WOW!!! A recent People Magazine cover features a PICTURE OF VALERIE BERTINELLI IN A BIKINI. At 48, the former child star has definately pulled herself together since her life as a raging coke addict and rock whore.






I understand there is probably a little bit of airbrushing involved in removing the stretch marks caused by pushing that fat little shit Wolfgang out of her twat but all that aside, VALERIE BERTINELLI is one hot MILF. In fact, as I sit here contemplating how I lost my hand virginity to images of the SEXY VALERIE BERTINELLI from her stint in One Day at a Time... way back when... Um, I don't know where I was going with that. I guess that is the problem when images of women come into my mind, I loose my entire train of thought. Nice monkey!!!!






For more PICTURES OF VALERIE BERTINELLI check out the following links:

VALERIE BERTINELLI BIKINI PICTURES and more at Planet Breast

VALERIE BERTINELLI PICTURE GALLERY







Wednesday, March 25, 2009

GOTTA LOVE THE PORN MONKEY'S - SCRUBS PORNO ON THE WAY


Last night, Zach Braff told the world there was going to be a SCRUBS PORNO PARODY. This is great news for people such as myself who would love to get naked with the sexy but spinny blonde chick on Scrubs. Apparently ASHLYNN BROOKE will be playing the role of Elliot (Sarah Chalk). This should be an interesting watch, so long as there are plenty of lesbian scenes.






Other members of the “Scrubs: A XXX Parody” cast include Alexis Texas, Joanna Angel, Tori Black and Missy Stone.

“‘Scrubs’ is being made into a movie,” Braff said on Kimmel’s late-night talk show on ABC. “I wouldn’t get too excited — it’s a porno movie.” After the crowd cheered wildly, Braff exclaimed, “They got more excited! Someone sent this to me, this is not a joke. They are making ‘Scrubs’ into a triple-X porno. On the web they showed the porn stars that are playing each one of us.”



Related Links

SCRUBS PORNO ON THE WAY

SCRUBS PORNO STAR ASHLYNN BROOKE at Planet Breast

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

DANICA MCKELLAR STUFF WE SPANKED TO

oooooooh DANICA MCKELLAR show me your BREASTS



Remember as a kid when you first discovered how playing with your penis would make it go hard. Soon after that came (no pun intended) the discovery that looking at sexy women while playing with your penis made is spit up. Where is this going to? well before I make you sick with references to mayonaisse I thnk I will move onto the topic of this posting and the subject of the included PICTURE OF DANICA MCKELLAR.

DANICA MCKELLAR... most of you will remember her as Winnie from the Wonder Years. Looking back at it now, spanking to her seemed a little strange, but of course fully legal as we were around the same age at the time which is perfect because since DANIKA MCKELLAR is all growed up now I can fully enjoy the

DANIKA MCKELLAR LINGERIE PICTURES FROM SUTFF MAGAZINE







To be quite honest, I kinda forgot about the sexy DANIKA MCKELLAR in the same way as I forgot about Fred Savage, Punky Brewster. Well that was until yesterday when searches for PICTURES OF DANICA MCKELLAR went through the roof. I guess this originated from DANIKA MCKELLAR getting married to some composer guy whose name is not in the slightest bit important.






Today the searches continue, this time people are looking for the LINGERIE PICTURES OF DANICA MCKELLAR FROM STUFF MAGAZINE. These pictures can be found in several places over the internet including


PLANET BREAST - DANICA MCKELLAR SEXY PICTURES

and

Hola Mamasita - DANIKA MCKELLAR LINGERIE PICTURE GALLERY



Both sets of pictures have several different PICTURES OF DANIKA MCKELLAR and layouts, as well as a bio of DANICA MCKELLAR





Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Axe on BRAZILIAN WAX

I was muddling around the geeknet looking for interesting stories and stumbled across this little tidbit about New Jersey Health Officials proposing a BAN ON BRAZILIAN WAXING. What can I say, the title caught my attention. Apparently, there have been a couple of BRAZILIANS GONE BAD in New Jersey and the officials wanted to get control of the situation before women all over the state got sore pooters.



This story reminded me about a conversation I had with a customer of mine right around Valentines day.... Yes, I talk to my customers about shaved pussy's. Anyways, this particular customer owns a beauty salon and she was saying BRAZILIAN WAXING appointments go up a few days before Valentines day. Aside from a boner, my immediate response was... not in my household. So of course, being the curious individual I am, I asked my wife why not. Apparently not a good idea, response was fast and furious and included a suggestion that I have my Netherland forest waxed. NoT A FRICKIN' CHANCE.
After that day, my new found trivia on BRAZILIAN WAXING became water cooler banter whenever I had the opportunity to bring it up in mixed company... kinda the way I fly. Anyways, another customer in the salon business brought up an interesting and very disturbing commentary. Apparently, she has several "Male" Clients who like to get their no no naughty place waxed. Being the homophobe I am, my thoughts immediately went to "How gay is that"

At the end of the day, it seems the New Jersey Health officials got hold of their senses and decided to drop the whole silly idea of BANNING BRAZILIAN WAXING. Women... and apparently men, can now rest in peace knowing they do not have to suffer through razor burn and stubble to get the pre-pubescent race car clean look.


RELATED LINK

NEW JERSEY PROPOSES BAN ON BRAZILIAN WAXING

Friday, March 20, 2009

BARACK OBAMA JOINS THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS BOWLING TEAM

OK, so I'm sure this cute little picture of a monkey getting stuck between a couple of bowling balls is going to offend some. You may think it is sexual in nature. Others may well think of promotes cruelty to animals and some may even call it racist.

I guess what I am getting at is everything we say and do in this world is open to interpretations... especially if you are in the public eye. A few weeks ago, a political cartoonist was slammed because he implied a monkey wrote the stimulus plan. Everyone went off the handle and assumed he was saying black people are monkeys... come on people, Darwin proved we are all monkeys so get over it.






This week, the shoe is on the other foot. It seems Barack Obama made a comment on the Jay Leno show stating his bowling skills were crap. In fact, he compared them to the special olympics. Yes, I understand the people competing in the special olympics are very good at what they do, in fact they are often better than able bodied individuals in the same sport. The thing is, by naming the special olympics "special" they themselves are indicating there is some hurdle to overcome. So Barack has a difficulty when it comes to handling any balls other than basketballs and he joked about it. Come on people pull the fucking broom out.

As for the picture, doesn't it look cute.

For more on this check out the VIDEO OF THE BARACK OBAMA JAY LENO APPEARANCE AND BOWLING COMMENT HERE









Saturday, March 14, 2009

TANYA MEMME PICTURES

AH, the internet.... a wonderful source for information, news and of course PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS.
Today, as like a few weeks ago, TANYA MEMME is back on the search grid. It seems the world (or the male libido) cannot get enough of the sexy TANYA MEMME who stars in SELL THIS HOUSE.





TANYA MEMME, The beautiful busty brunette has a few PICTURES in cyber space and they can be found here - TANYA MEMME PICTURE GALLERY

Enjoy your visit to Planet Breast, make sure you bring an extra box of Kleenex






Tuesday, March 10, 2009

BRITNEY SPEARS TAMPA BAY WARDROBE MALFUNCTION

Ah, there it is... The sign that BRITNEY SPEARS is back in true form. In a recent TAMPA BAY CONCERT, BRITNEY SPEARS SHOWED THE WORLD HER PUSSY. Well, apparently it was the fault of someone back stage as you could hear BRITNEY SPEARS tear them a new one during an off stage mic'ed moment where BRITNEY SPEARS EXLAIMED twice "MY PUSSY WAS HANGING OUT"






Here is the YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE BRITNEY SPEARS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION


To see UNCENSORED PICTURES OF VARIOUS BRITNEY SPEARS WARDROBE MALFUCTIONS, including one where BRITNEY SPEARS SHOWS OFF HER PUSSY check out NAKED FAMOUS WOMEN or Planet Breast






Britney Spears revealed a little more than she wanted during a show in Tampa and she made sure fans knew about it.

BRITNEY SPEARS (loudly) complained offstage during a wardrobe change that a certain part of her anatomy was exposed mere minutes ago thanks to a high-cut leotard. But - whoopsie! - her mic was still on.

"My pussy was hanging out!" BRITNEY SPEARS - twice - prompting the entire arena to burst into laughter.

BRITNEY SPEARS continues her striptease - err - tour in Uniondale, New York, on Wednesday.





Thursday, March 5, 2009

MICHAEL JACKSON ANNOUNCEMENT - Has the World Gone Nuts?


It seems like the world is either nuts or they have a problem with short term memory. It wasn't all too long ago when the dancing freak MICHAEL JACKSON was up on charges of pedophilia. Even if you are a fan of MICHAEL JACKSON, you can't close your eyes to the facts.... This guy slept in the same bed as little boys, he thinks he is Peter Pan and he named one of his children "Blanket"







All that aside, a couple of weeks ago MICHAEL JACKSON was in the news because of his NEVERLAND AUCTION. I guess buying child prostitutes was getting a little expensive for MICHAEL JACKSON and he needed some spare cash. As if that wasn't enough, it appears the Prince of Pedophiles is going to go on tour. Personally, I really don't care. I guess it is nice for the fans to be able to see their freak idol one last time before he succumbs to chemical poisoning from all the Bleach he is using on his face to make him a Whitey.







In addition, there are reports out there saying MICHAEL JACKSON is suing the company who is taking care of the Auction of his Neverland Toys. Apparently the Crazy one is pissed because the Auction company listed items he did not want to sell. Even though those items were returned to Wacko Jacko, MICHAEL JACKSON is still suing them for some strange reason.






RELATED MICHAEL JACKSON ANNOUNCEMENT LINKS

MICHAEL JACKSON GRASPING FOR ATTENTION
MICHAEL JACKSON CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

HOT BOX KITTY - The Cat Filter

This just goes to show the stupidity of humans. Why would someone want to inhale cat hair. Ya, ok maybe there is a filtering aspect to the whole CAT IN BONG thing but this is really kind of cruel to the animal. With all the advancements in MARIJUANA SMOKING one would think this Omaha yokal would see that using a MARIJUANA VAPORIZER is by far the better way to smoke his MEDICAL MARIJUANA. Now this poor cat is being examined for lung damage...







RELATED LINK

HYPER CAT STUFFED IN MARIJUANA BONG