ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME Pisses on some shoes

"He didn't just cross a border, he crossed a galaxy!"




It seems the politically correct police have yet another celebration to attack, this time Halloween is taking a hit. Not from the church, as you would normally expect, today the attack is coming by way of Angelica Salas of the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles. Speaking about Target's "ILLEGAL ALIEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME, Angelica Salas said It's

"distasteful, mean-spirited and ignorant of social stigmas and current debate on immigration reform."

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Let's have a good ol' fashion Costume Burnin'!!!

Angelica Salas, who quite evidently is not fond of the Green Card carrying Orange Jump suit wearing Illegal Alien as she has asked target to remove the Illegal Alien Halloween costume from their website, one of several retailers carrying the Illegal Alien costume.

Amazon, for example, has the very same Illegal Alien costume for sale which you cn purchase through the link below. If you purchase the Illegal Alien Halloween costume through this link, It will be counted as a vote for freedom. At the end of the season, I will tally up the votes and post them on here.

"He's got his green card, but it's from another planet! Sure to get some laughs, the Illegal Alien Adult Costume includes an orange prison-style jumpsuit with 'Illegal Alien' printed on the front, an alien mask and a 'green card.'"

SOME OTHER ADULT HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA's

Alternatively, you could go for the more racially evident Illegal Alien Mask with hat Halloween Costume or even the "Hey Amigo" Halloween costume complete with donkey.

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If, on the other hand, you prefer to stay on the other side of the law with your Halloween Costume idea's, check out the Sexy Border Guard Halloween Costume, she is sure to bust the Illegal Alien. Hey, this is a perfect combo halloween costume for a couple.


As for the Illegal Alien Halloween costume on Target's website, Angelica Salas seems to have gotten her way with them as Target spokesman Joshua Thomas told The Associated Press the company is removing the Illegal Alien Halloween costume after receiving several complaints.

If you really want to raise a stink this halloween, I know it isn't really a costume, but it could be considered an accessory. Check this shirt out, also available through Amazon. I know, a little tasteless, especially since Ugly Betty and ALF put a face to the plight of Illegal Aliens.

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Meghan McCain TwitPic Drama

"I would like to thank CNN for running a special segment on my twitphoto drama, you guys are #3 in the ratings for a reason"

Meghan McCain on the Twitpic "Scandal"
Wow, who ever knew a politicians daughter could be so fvcking sexy. Judging from the media response... well CNN, it must be politically incorrect to be sexy and the daughter of a politician. I'm not really all that into politics, but God damn, I would love to see Meghan McCain's political briefs. If this tanktop Twitter Picture of Meghan McCain is any indication of what lies below her usual pantsuit, I vote for Meghan McCain.





So what is the whole big deal on this Meghan McCain Twitter Tank top picture scandal anyways? Well, thank you for asking. It seems Meghan McCain was having a goofy night in on the 14th and she decided to post a picture of herself holding an Andy Warhol book and wearing a tank top. Well, apparently Meghan McCain showing a little cleavage is a bad thing. For fvck sakes people, so what if Meghan McCain is the daughter of a politician who lost the race for President of the United States. Fact of the matter is, Meghan McCain has nice tits and she isn't afraid to show them.


The part that shows a little lack of maturity on the part of Meghan McCain is her little rants on Twitter regarding the whole Meghan McCain Tank top twitpic fiasco. At one point, Meghan McCain was even talking about deleting her Twitter profile entirely.

"I am a slut, this is why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment I am going to take some more time to think about it..."

That is a quote directly from Meghan McCain's Twitter page. To see the entire rant as well as her back peddling check out the Meghan McCain Bloggette post on the whole Meghan McCain tank top Twitpic Twitter fiasco

Tea Cup Pigs - Barely enough for Breakfast

There seems to be an increased interest in pigs as pets. A few years back, the big thing was Pot Belly Pigs, this time around a British Breeder, who has appeared on the "Today" show, has reinvented them slightly and is now marketing miniature pigs as "Tea Cup Pigs"



At birth, Tea Cup Pigs weigh about 9 ounces. When fully grown, at age 2, Tea Cup Pigs are about 12 to 16 inches high and weigh approximately 65 pounds. About the size of a spaniel and big enough to crush the Tea Cup.

Some famous celebrities have Tea Cup Pigs as pets, these include George Clooney, whose had a potbellied pig named Max. Max, the Potbellied Pig died peacefully after a long and happy life just a few years ago.

I wonder when Paris Hilton will get herself a Tea Cup Pig... at least she won't have to spray paint it to match her wardrobe.

Model Kathleen Neill Arrested for posing for Art

New York model Kathleen Neill was arrested for indecent exposure in response to her dropping trou in the New York Museum of Modern Art. The stunt was for a photo shoot by photograher Zach Hymen, who is getting alot of attention for his business as well as his showing. On the topic of the Private Parts of People, Zach Hymen was quoted as saying they are the "one of the unifying aspects of being human."

This is not the first time Zach Hymen has been in the news, last month he made headlines as he photographed a naked model in the New York Subway. One would hope the beurocrats in New York will realize this photoshoot is art and as there is nothing more appropriate than Art in a Museum of Art.




Way to go Zach, I checked out your website and your work is quite impressive. I am not just saying that because I like seeing pictures of Naked Chicks. I am looking forward to seeing the Naked Pictures of Kathleen Neill.

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CRYSTAL DEFANTI - Hot For Teacher

All I have to say is "What was wrong with the world when I went to school?" Recently there have been an increasing number of teachers who were canned for either showing pictures of their breast on the internet, doing sexy bikini boat cruises or sending their students home with a sex tape of themselves. None of this ever happened to me as a child and I want my money back. Well, at least I want to see my grade 2 teacher naked. Of course she is probably abit shrivelled up by now as I am 38 and can't be bothered to do the math on how old she is now.
The most recent teacher in trouble is Sacramento Teacher CRYSTAL DEFANTI who is being sent to the principals office because she accidentally included a clip of her very own home made Crystal Defanti sex video in with a class DVD she sent home with her Elementary school students.

Of course, when Crystal Defanti found out about the mistake she instantly tried to contact all the parents to stop them from watching the Crystal Defanti sex DVD. Unfortunately, that will probably not be enough. Many children did, in fact, see the Crystal Defanti sex DVD and if they didn't, I'm sure the parents going to the local media made sure the rest did.
I find it strange how a parent could be claiming to act in the best interest of his children when he exposes this accident to the local Sacramento Media. Not only did he ensure the rest of the world saw the Crystal Defanti sex tape he also put the last nail in Crystal Defanti's coffin. Instead of showing some gratitude for the extra unpaid time his child's teacher, Crystal Defonti put into creating this DVD of his child's year in school and contacting the other parents to ensure this story did not spread, this ungrateful media whore of a parent went to the local news and blurted it all over the world. It is no wonder the Douche didn't show his face.

To Crystal Defonti, yes, this was an unfortunate accident and aside from wanting to be part of your next home video, I think this was an awful thing to have happen to you I hope it works out for ya.

For more about CRYSTAL DEFANTI and the CRYSTAL DEFANTI SEX DVD

MARK BALLAS SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

MARK BALLAS of DANCING WITH THE STARS and his SHAWN JOHNSON BONER

It seems DANCING WITH THE STARS star, MARK BALLAS could not hide his "excitement" last night as he stood behind SHAWN JOHNSON sporting a and obvious BONER. From the PICTURE below, it is quite apparent by the extra volume in his groin region, The much older MARK BALLAS has an ERRECTION over 17 year old dance partner SHAWN JOHNSON.

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No stranger to scary old men being sexually attracted to her, 17 year old SHAWN JOHNSON recently had a restraining order issued against another stalker who broke into the DANCING WITH THE STARS set because he felt SHAWN JOHNSON was talking to him through the TV. Producers are unsure how SHAWN JOHNSON's parents feel about the recent development in the crotch of MARK BALLAS as he demonstrates little Marks' appreciation for SHAWN JOHNSON in the form of an ERECTION.

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a close up PICTURE OF MARK BALLAS' BONER

Perhaps MARK BALLAS should consider Spankin' his monkey before the show from now on.

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BARACK OBAMA JOINS THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS BOWLING TEAM

OK, so I'm sure this cute little picture of a monkey getting stuck between a couple of bowling balls is going to offend some. You may think it is sexual in nature. Others may well think of promotes cruelty to animals and some may even call it racist.

I guess what I am getting at is everything we say and do in this world is open to interpretations... especially if you are in the public eye. A few weeks ago, a political cartoonist was slammed because he implied a monkey wrote the stimulus plan. Everyone went off the handle and assumed he was saying black people are monkeys... come on people, Darwin proved we are all monkeys so get over it.

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This week, the shoe is on the other foot. It seems Barack Obama made a comment on the Jay Leno show stating his bowling skills were crap. In fact, he compared them to the special olympics. Yes, I understand the people competing in the special olympics are very good at what they do, in fact they are often better than able bodied individuals in the same sport. The thing is, by naming the special olympics "special" they themselves are indicating there is some hurdle to overcome. So Barack has a difficulty when it comes to handling any balls other than basketballs and he joked about it. Come on people pull the fucking broom out.

As for the picture, doesn't it look cute.

For more on this check out the VIDEO OF THE BARACK OBAMA JAY LENO APPEARANCE AND BOWLING COMMENT HERE

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The Obama Watermelon Patch

WATERMELON GATE - The WATERMELON EMAIL JOKE

NO EASTER EGG HUNT THIS YEAR
It seems racism is rapidly becoming the keyword of the current US administration, which begs the question... Is the US really ready for an almost Black President?

Just over a week ago the "political correctness brigade" (led by Al Sharpton) jumped on the bandwagon with sirens blaring over an innocent political cartoon by Sean Delonas and published in the New York Post. This cartoon depicted police standing over a monkey they just shot with the caption "They'll have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill." For Christ sakes people, we all come from monkey's what is the big deal. For that matter, what about all those "so easy a monkey could have done it" comments? Not related at all to black people, just to the ease of the task. (read more on the New York Post Monkey Cartoon here)

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All that aside, this week's "racism" fireball comes by way of Dean Grouse, Mayor of Los Alamitos California. I guess Dean decided to send a picture depicting the front lawn of the Whitehouse as a watermelon patch with the caption "NO EASTER EGG HUNT THIS YEAR". Ya ok, I guess that could be stereotyping black people as liking WATERMELON's... Honestly though, what is the big deal? As a White Cracker Monkey or WASP as some people like to refer to us, I have never even understood the WATERMELON JOKE. I guess I am abit naive that way. So Black people have been known to eat watermelons... so have whites. Of course some people I know like to fill them up with tequila (They are Mexicans.) Does this now make me racist for saying a Mexican acquaintance of mine likes to shoot his WATERMELON's up with Tequila??? Come on people, this guy is obviously a Republican and as such, he does not like Democrats. How is this any different than the Texas stereotypes thrown towards that inbred named George. Certain nationalities do certain things. Germans eat Sauerkraut and as such are called Krauts. I am of full German decent and have absolutely no problem with that.

The thing is, there are plenty of awful racist things going on in the world, a simple Email or Newspaper cartoon are not included in that. I guess since an almost Black person is President, lack of representation is no longer a valid argument so new topics must be found.

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I leave you with this question. What would Black Rights Acitivists do for a living if there was no reason to protest?

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Here is a last minute addition to feed the fire

We are all Monkey's - AL SHARPTON Upset over NY POST CARTOON

It seems the NEW YORK POST published a cartoon by Sean Delonas which was in response to the MONKEY SHOOTING in Connecticut but also included a not so subtle BARACK OBAMA JOKE. The COMIC which showed two cops standing over a monkey that had just been shot and saying "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill.

I guess one could consider that racist, however, the way I look at it (as you can tell by the title of this blog) is that we we are all MONKEY's. So what do you think, is this cartoon racist or is it just good clean Monkey fun?

AL SHARPTON has already let his point be known, the Reverend / Policital activist is quoted as saying

"The cartoon in today's New York Post is troubling at best given the historic racist attacks of African-Americans as being synonymous with monkeys. One has to question whether the cartoonist is making a less than casual reference to this when in the cartoon they have police saying after shooting a chimpanzee that "Now they will have to find someone else to write the stimulus bill."

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MILEY THE RACIST - MILEY GATE PART... The Saga Continues

I'm definately not one to stand up for Disney Skank in the making MILEY CYRUS but this one has got me a little perturbed. So MILEY CYRUS POSES FOR A PICTURE while slanting her eyes and this is considered RACIST. How is this any different from Japanese Anime which depicts the characters with over exaggerated SLANTY EYES? I am really getting tired of the politically correct assholes of this world telling us how to act. If our actions are not hurting anyone they should just get lives. Ask yourself this, Do Asians have slanted eyes? Yes, well then how is this picture Racist? Get a life people. And MILEY, quit being a skank, it really doesn't look good on you.

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