So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.


All this because of an Erin Andrews Peephole Video everyone wants to watch. See Details here ERIN ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO (not it is not the AARON ANDREWS PEEPHOLE VIDEO. Some people just can't spell

Saturday, December 12, 2009

How to Bag a Hot Chick

For those of you expecting some sort of how too manual on getting laid, sorry to disappoint you, it would kind of be like the blind leading the naked. Not to say I haven't seen a few hot babes naked, but strip bars and platonic friends you have baths with don't count.

So what is this post about then you ask. Well, good question, I will let you know once I figure it out for myself. For now, let's call it verbal Diarrhea with a catchy title.

I was browsing through facebook and ran across an interesting change in a friends' profile. Yes a female friend and she is definitely a "Hot Chick" and also falls into that growing category of "Hot Chicks I have not bagged." Not for a lack of trying of course, just a matter of misguided and clumsy attempts.

So anyways, back to the Facebook changes. First of all, I noticed she was no longer with this monkey man she was reportedly "In love with" and now there was a Post-coital picture of a Vancouver Canucks player with the caption "...leaving my house." His hair was all mussed up and he looked like something the cat dragged in. Whatever the case, he obviously just bagged "My hot Chick." No, I'm not laying claim to her, just pointing out two things... 1) She is hot and 2) I want to bag her.

If it sounds like I am slightly jealous... well ya abit. The thing is, she has made it clear she is not interested in doing a married guy. No honey, I am not trying to step out on our Marriage, I'm just talking... Of course, if Tamara Taggart begged me, I might have some trouble saying no. But she is being bagged by a Rockstar and has recently joined the elustrious club of MILF's. Congrats Eh!

Now for the title of this Blog, well, obviously the above situation brought the question "How to bag a Hot Chick" into my mind. Not as a serious question, just as sort of an observation on a "Hot Chick" who claims to be looking for love. Not to sound bitter, but you know the type who always goes for a certain type and then wonders why they are a single mother of 3 or 4 at the age of 38. I guess I should have titled this blog "How to Bag a Hot MILF."

The thing is, I know a number of women who fit into this category. Always looking for "Mr. Right" and completely missing "Mr. Right in front of her face." Looking back, I can say alot of this was my fault. First of all, if you want something, you need to go after it. I'm not saying stalking or by making lewd comments on how you want to "Bag her." Honest compliments help as does a general level of honesty and sincerity. It is always good to be polite and stay away from negativity. A positive outlook on life and friendly demeanor are also positive attributes to have when seeking out and bagging a hot chick.

Failing that, being a rich Hockey player with a face that looks like it has been hit by a truck (a few times) will also get you that ever sought after "Hot Chick." Sh!t, you don't even have to be a Hockey Player, just having buttloads of cash will do the trick... after all, look at Tiger Woods.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Mad for Mindy Lawton Pictures

The world has gone mad for Mindy Lawton Pictures, well that and pictures of Holly Sampson. So why this mad rush for pictures of Mindy Lawton and Pictures of Holly Sampson? Well, in case you have been living in a cave for the past week or so, here is the update. Everyone is looking for pictures of Mindy Lawton and Holly Sampson Pictures because the are a mere 2 on the growing list of Tiger Woods Mistresses. Last check, the Tiger Woods Mistress count was going into the double digits.

The thing I find strange about the whole Mindy Lawton pictures vs Holly Sampson picture is the search for Pictures of Mindy Lawton are outweighing the searches for Naked Pictures of Holly Sampson - Actress / Porn Star. Perhaps the search for Holly Sampson pictures is easier and since there are really only 2 pictures of Mindy Lawton out there, the hunt for Mindy Lawton pictures is more intense.


On a similar note, Tiger Woods is really popular since the outing of his multiple affairs. From midnight Ambulance visits to the Tiger Woods Florida Home to rumours of Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren moving out and divorcing Tiger Woods.


The latest addition to the Tiger Woods growing list of Mistresses seems to be another porn star of sorts. Veronica Siwik-Daniels is a porn star who performs under the name Joslyn James is the most recent of Tiger Woods' Mistresses. From reports, her specialty seems to be kinky sex. Perhaps this is why Tiger Woods seems to have kept her as his "Full time" mistress.


1. Rachel Uchitel. The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.

2. Jaimee Grubbs. The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.

3. Kalika Moquin. The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.

4. Cori Rist. The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son.

5. Jamie Jungers. The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.

6. Mindy Lawton. The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Mens Fitness cover in exchange for the magazines silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.

7. Holly Sampson. The 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as OMG, Stop Tickling Me and Flying Solo 2. According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.

8. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando, Fla. does want to reveal her identity yet, according to her attorney Michael OQuinn. But this she has said: at the time the affair allegedly began, she was 20 years old and met Woods at the Roxy in Orlando, where she was a VIP server.

9. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a sexy British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.

10. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a sex-addicted cougar.

11. Veronica Siwik-Daniels. A porn star who performs under the name Joslyn James and "specialises in kinky sex".


As if all that wasn't enough, there are new rumours surfacing as to the existance of naked pictures of Tiger Woods which were sold to Playgirl. Perhaps this has to do with the Mindy Lawton announcement that Tiger Woods has a big schlong. Speaking from the male persepective, I have never understood the desire of women to even look at a guys dick, it's like we have the last chicken in the shop between our legs. Honestly, I don't know why the lot of you (women) have not all gone Lesbian.

Back to the Naked Tiger Woods Playgirl pictures, Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio said “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level’. Our lawyers are currently going over them, the source, the entire package,” he added they would only purchase the naked Tiger Woods pics if they can successfully confirm them to be pictures of Tiger Woods nude.

Related Links

Uncensored naked pictures of Holly Sampson
Uncensored Naked pictures of Veronica Siwik-Daniels AKA Joslyn James
Tiger Woods Playgirl Pictures

Monday, December 7, 2009



Sex Sells and if Google Hot Trend is any indication, the Australian organizers of Sexpo have knocked it out of the park with the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell.

Filled with attactions such as Penisaurus and Tittysaurus... pretty much what the name describes, the main attraction seems to be the ongoing daily strip shows featuring the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell. Those wishing a close up and naked view of the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell, can go to the autograph signing booth where they can get a picture of themselves with the sexy Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell in the nude. The Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell are in the nude, it is completely up to you and the local judiciary if it is appropriate for you to drop your drawers.

Aside from the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell, other attractions include Suzi-Q, Miss Nude Australia and Runner up for Penthouse Pet of the Year 2008 and some old dude who paints pictures with his cock.

If bashing balls is your thing, you can go straight from the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell to banging some balls and testing your strength at the "Striker Cock." Personally, I would rather stay and fondle the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell.

So who are the Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell? Well, Trinity is well known for her high profile weekly sex column and as a covergirl for Picture Magazine. Sexy Sexpo Show Girl Trinity is the current Miss Nude NSW title holder plus many more! The Sexpo showgirl Trinity is a stunning addition to the Sexpo Showgirls with her raunchy and vibrant performances.

Sexpo Showgirl Jewell a former Miss Caribbean, Jewell now calls Australia home. Sexpo Showgirl Jewell, is a former Penthouse Pet and voted by FHM and Zoo Weekly as one of TV's Hottest Women. In addition to being a Sexpo Showgirl, Jewell is known for her amazing burlesque shows all across Australia and also her Celebrity Guest weekly Sex Column in People Magazine.

The very sexy Sexpo Showgirl Taylor is a gorgeous Blonde with style and kink to boot! A regular Picture Magazine covergirl and centerfold Sexpo Showgirl Taylor kicks it up a few notches on stage with her sassy attitude and amazing flexibility.

For more on the Sexpo and the Sexpo Showgirls, check out SEXPO

If you missed the sexy Sexpo Show Girls, Trinity, Taylor and Jewell.
at the Sydney Sexpo, the will be at Melbourne Sexpo from November 26 – 29th followed by the Brisbane Sexpo from March 4th – 7th 2010, a perfect stop over after the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver Canada
Oh ya if the SEXPO SHOW GIRLS - TRINITY, TAYLOR and JEWELL aren't enough of a draw, 2008 Penhouse pet of the year runner up Suzie Q is opening the show. This is not to be confused with Aussie Road Skank Suzi Quatro.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Hot Chicks of the Pink Glove Dance Video

After posting fake naked pictures of a sexy seattle chick now spending her time in Italian Attica, one would have to wonder if this monkey could sink any lower... Well, you can be the judge of that, I am simply passing on information.

Back on November 13, 2009, the gang over at Providence St Vincent Medical Centre in Portland Oregon put together a little video called the Pink Glove Dance Video. Somehow, after nearly a month, the Pink Glove Dance Video has gone viral with views topping 3 Million as of this morning. And honestly, bad music aside, I cannot find anything wrong with what they have done in creating the Pink Glove Dance Video. In fact, I think they should be commended for their efforts in raising awareness of Breast cancer.

OK, I know those familiar with this blog are probably starting to wonder what has happened to me. No, I have not fallen on my head, I truly believe those involved with the creation of the Pink Glove Dance Video should be commended for their work... Especially the hot chicks. Yes, behind the scrubs in the many women featured in the Pink Glove Dance Video are true to life hot chicks.

So here we go, I have watched the Pink Glove Video several times (With the Volume off of course) and have come up with what I think are the top 4 Hot Chicks of the Pink Glove Video. There are no prizes for this honour, just the adulation of millions... ok maybe about a dozen fans of Spankadamonkey. I appologize in advance to those hot chicks of the Pink Glove Dance Video, I may have missed. The thing is, this is a tough competition and although you may very well be hot enough to be considered a Hot Chick of the Pink Glove Dance Video, there was really far too much going on and I was kinda blinded by all the pink. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Blonde here, is my personaly favorite, how can one look past thos inviting lips.

Funky dew rag here, pops up a few times in the Pink Glove Dance Video, I like the misterious look in her eyes as they poke out from behind her funky pink shades.

This sexy little brunette barely shows up on the right side of the screen as the Pink Glove Dance Video starts up, but her moves, energy and general exhuberance won me over.

I am leaving coffee chick to the end, because to be quite honest, I don't really know if she is of legal age. So let's just call her future hot chick. I figured I would post her because her smile stuck out and she seems to be enjoying herself.

Now you can search for your own favorite hot chicks of the Pink Glove Dance Video.


Friday, December 4, 2009



Well, it has been 24 months and the Jury Verdict for Amanda Knox is almost in. After deliberating for about 11 hours, the 8 person Italian Jury summoned the beautiful Amanda Knox to the courtroom for a Midnight hearing. Anticipation is building around the world as loved ones, the curious supporters and the contrary wait anxiously for the Jury verdict announcement in the Amanda Knox Murder trial

For those of you living in a cave or completely unaware of the Amanda Knox (AKA Foxy Knoxy) murder trial and the vents leading up to it, here is a refresher.

- Hot American Chick, born in Seattle gains international attention as she is accused of the Murder of British roommate Meredith Kercher.
- As Amanda Knox is sexy and hot, the media jumps all over the Amanda Knox story, nicknaming her "Foxy Knoxy" as Amanda Knox is definately Foxy.
- The British Media begins to scandalize the story and rumours of Jailhouse Amanda Knox - Foxy Knoxy Lesbian sex tapes hit the Internet. This spurs a massive Internet search for Naked Lesbian sex tape pictures of Amanda Knox.
- The Amanda Knox trial finally goes to Jury, Amanda Knox addresses the Jury pleaing for her freedom stating she is fearful of having the mask of a Murder forced upon her.

So as I said, the Jury has come up with a verdict and will be announcing it at 3PM PST, Midnight in Italy. All speculation will soon be over as the Verdict in the Amanda Knox Murder trial is announced.

The family of Amanda Knox has already prepare two announcements pending the Jury Verdict in the trial of their sexy daughter, Amanda Knox. If Amanda Knox is found guilty, they will say only a few words in front of the court room. If, on the other hand, the beautiful Amanda Knox is found innocent, they will hold a 30 minute press conference at a local hotel.

45 more minutes and Amanda Knox will find out if she can go home to Seattle for Christmas.

On a personal note, if Amanda Knox is found innocent, I would love the opportunity to drive down to Seattle to have a celebratory fvck with her. Smoke a fattie of BC's best and start licking that sweet Amanda Knox pussy. Of course, I don't think I am the only one.

For more sexy pictures of the beautiful and seductive Amanda Knox, check out the Amanda Knox - Foxy Knoxy blog