So You Think You Can Dance Wardrobe Malfunction

The Hit Reality TV Show, So You Think You Can Dance had a ratings boost by way of contestant 22036 who forgot to put her panties on before she flashed her crotch to the Judges in appreciation for being moved forward in the competition. Hey, at least if she doesn't win, she can take up the pole.



ERIN ANDREWS PEEPING TOM PEEPHOLE VIDEO

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Friday, July 24, 2009

PLOWING NAKED VIRGINS IN INDIA

The first thought that came to mind after reading this story about Farmers in India having their unmarried daughters plow their field naked was "Wow that is an interesting form of advertising."

It seems someone in Eastern India decided naked virgins plowing the fields would embarrass the weather gods into bringing some much needed rain. My thought is, if there are indeed weather gods, would they not know bringing rain would put the naked virgins inside. For that reason, rain would be counterproductive as there would be no more naked sweaty virgins plowing the fields in India.






I'm thinking if naked virgins plowing the fields in India does not work, neighboring farmers could pool their daughters and have one big naked virgin lesbian orgy where all the naked farmers daughters would gather for a lickfest or maybe an all naked girl mud wrestling match right in the middle of the field. Just a thought.






Here is the original story.

Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday
Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.


"They (villagers) believe their acts would get the weather gods badly embarrassed, who in turn would ensure bumper crops by sending rains," Upendra Kumar, a village council official, said from Bihar's remote Banke Bazaar town.


"This is the most trusted social custom in the area and the villagers have vowed to continue this practice until it rains very heavily."


India this year suffered its worst start to the vital monsoon rains in eight decades, causing drought in some states.





2 comments:

  1. The Indian people have some very odd customs and beliefs. I just did a piece on my blog about cow piss cola. Apparently in India drinking cow piss is a very sacred act. All kidding aside google it.

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  2. Yup, I heard about the Cow piss Cola a few months ago when it hit google's hot trends. Either that or I saw something written on it. I don't know about the potential cure for cancer thing. Odd as it seems, pennicilin originally came from horse piss, so the cow piss thing isn't to far out in left field. Not saying I would drink it but...

    http://soyawannaknow.blogspot.com/2009/02/cow-urine-softdrink-being-developed-in.html

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