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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Star Trek Cologne - Never Having To Say You Live In Your Parents Basement

With Christmas not even close to around the corner, some marketing genius has come up with Star Trek Cologne. I'm not saying I don't think Star Trek Cologne will sell, the question is, who would want to wear a cologne that instantly warns pretty much any available woman with a nose you live in your parents' basement.




I know this blog is going to instantly make Star Trek fans reach for their light sabres in a fit of geek anger. Now don't start jumping up and down in some sort of happy geek I know more than you moment, I know Light Sabres are from Star Wars. The thing is, I have a life and I tend not to worry about little things like that, I only waste a few minutes of my time writing about this drivel.

On that note, I think I will go have sex with a woman... Oh ya, I'm married so that means spankin' to the Tiffany Shepherd Porno Video

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