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Saturday, August 8, 2009

Chelsea Clinton - 40 goats and 20 cows... and a Cigar

So what is the daughter of an Ex-President of the United States worth? Well, according to Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor of Kenya, 40 Goats and 20 Cows is a fair enough offer for the hand of Chelsea Clinton in Marriage.

Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor first made the dowry offer nine years ago, in proper form, to Chelsea Clinton's father Bill Clinton. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor renewed his request for the hand of Cleasea Clinton in Marriage on Thursday after Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was asked about the proposal at a Nairobi town hall session.

Although the audience laughed, after a few seconds of thought, Hilary Clinton was quick to reply in true diplomatic form "She's very independent," she said. "So I will convey this very kind offer."

In an interview with CNN, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor spoke highly of Chelsea Clinton saying Chelsea Clinton is a "beautiful, disciplined and well-natured woman. Of course I have never met her, but I like her family and how they stick together, I've waited for a long time. I'm still waiting to meet her and express my love for her." Godwin further went on to say "My wife has no problem with this," he insisted. "She listened to the answers given by Hillary and did not complain."

Here is the Video of Hilary Clinton responding to the Dowry question.

Chelsea Clintons' Kenyan suiter, Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor, operates a small electronics and computer shop in Nakuru, a major city northwest of Nairobi. He may still be waiting for Chelsea Clinton, but he's not exactly single. He married his wife Grace, a college classmate, in 2006.

All that aside, so if Chelsea Clinton were to accept Godwin's proposal, who would cover shipping and handling... of the goats and cows?

Thinking about this, I would like to toss my hat into the Ring. Mr. Bill, I hereby call Godwin's kind offer of 40 goats and 20 cows and raise him 1 Cigar.

So do you prefer Dad, Pop, or just plain Bill?

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