Star Trek Cologne - Never Having To Say You Live In Your Parents Basement

With Christmas not even close to around the corner, some marketing genius has come up with Star Trek Cologne. I'm not saying I don't think Star Trek Cologne will sell, the question is, who would want to wear a cologne that instantly warns pretty much any available woman with a nose you live in your parents' basement.




I know this blog is going to instantly make Star Trek fans reach for their light sabres in a fit of geek anger. Now don't start jumping up and down in some sort of happy geek I know more than you moment, I know Light Sabres are from Star Wars. The thing is, I have a life and I tend not to worry about little things like that, I only waste a few minutes of my time writing about this drivel.

On that note, I think I will go have sex with a woman... Oh ya, I'm married so that means spankin' to the Tiffany Shepherd Porno Video

MILEY CYRUS BLOW JOB PICTURES

Once again, the 16 year old jail bait Brats poster child more commonly known as Miley Cyrus has flooded the internet. It appears there is a LEAKED PICTURE OF MILEY CYRUS GIVING SOME GUY A BLOW JOB.

As far as MILEY CYRUS SEX SCANDALS go, this one has gotta take the cake. It is like these people out there do not realize this girl is only 16 years old. Or perhaps that is the attraction formula.

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Regardless of all that, someone out there has already debunked this whole MILEY CYRUS BJ PIC thing as a hoax. Here is a collection of pictures of MILEY CYRUS GIVING A BLOW JOB. Well, not really, she is blowing or kissing her boyfriends ear. From there it is easy to see how the transformation went.

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If you are still interested in seeing SEX PICTURES OF MILEY CYRUS GIVING AN ORAL BLOW JOB check out this link MUST BE AT LEAST 18 TO VIEW

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SHAWN JOHNSON BIKINI PICS - Feeding the Pervs

It is not surprising since US Olympian SHAWN JOHNSON WON DANCING WITH THE STARS LAST NIGHT that todays hot serch trends rotate around PICTURES OF SHAWN JOHNSON IN A BIKINI and SEXY PICTURES OF SHAWN JOHNSON. The thing people seem to be forgetting (or maybe not) SHAWN JOHNSON has not yet graduated from highschool.

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I guess main stream media, marketing consultants, managers, TV Producers and of course SHAWN JOHNSON's parents have effectively narrowed the gap between acceptable and perversion by putting a 17 year old child on the stage with her breasts close to hanging out. It is no small wonder how SHAWN JOHNSON's dance partner Mark Ballas had a hard time keeping it in his pants a few weeks ago when he was sporting an obvious erection over his jailbait partner SHAWN JOHNSON (See MARK BALLAS ERECTION)

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Add to this the freekbag stalker who was slammed with a restraining order after he broke into the DANCING WITH THE STARS set to see SHAWN JOHNSON, all because he felt the teenaged star was "Talking to him through the TV set". Of course that situation most likely involves a lapse in medication, the fact remains, SHAWN JOHNSON is being rapidly pushed into the adult world and the search terms are proof. One has to wonder when SHAWN JOHNSON will get her silicon boobs and when she will have a Britney Spearsesque breakdown.

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For those of you still interested in SEXY PICTURES OF SHAWN JOHNSON

Mothers Day Searches - Useless Children

It seems technology has taken over for pure common sense and grey matter in today's children. There seems to be no problem or inability for most to go to Google and type in what they are looking for but simple things like HOW TO MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE seem to have gone by the wayside.

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With today being Mothers day, many useless twat's and basement dwellers are searching for ways to thank their mothers for the years of free rent and of course pushing them out of her hoo hoo dilly in the first place. Ergo the hot search topics of the day. Check these out, they are great for a good laugh

free printable mothers day cards

Come on people, she gave birth to you, spend "a buck fiddy" and get her a real card you stingy shit. Or at least grab a pack of crayons and make your own.

how to make french toast

Really quite simple. Scramble up some eggs, pour in a little milk. dip bread in milk fry bread. You could also add sugar to the mix and sprinkle the egg soaked bread with cinnamon

how to make scrambled eggs

You can't be fvcking serious!!! This was number 4. Look up the word scramble, that should give you a hint... Honestly, can you walk and chew gum at the same time?

how to make an omelette

Pretty much the same as scrambled egs, kinda like a scrambled agg pancake with cheese on it.


cooking bacon in the oven

Ya ok

Fathers day

Wrong month people, learn how to use the schedule on your PDA

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VAPORIZER Hits Google TOP 100

DUDE!!!!!

Sorry, just had to say that. Drugs hitting the Google top100 list isn't really new. It seems everytime some pre-pubecent pimple faced piss-ant geek knocks it off because he Overdosed on some household product or some prissy little pop star (Ehem Britney Spears) get wacked on some concoction of cough Syrup and god knows what we get to hear about it and the pimply faced teenagers search for it.

Today was no different except a little. It seems the world is looking for information on VAPORIZERS. No, not those Vicks dealies that fill the room with the smell of Canfor. I'm talking the VAPORIZERS best known in Cannibis Culture as the best and cleanest way to smoke Marijuana.

I ordered one of these puppies awhile back (For Purely health reasons and of course nothing to do with smoking Marijuana, Dubya.) Hold on, "STOP THE TRAIN" as my slightly bent grade 10 math Teacher would say. This is NOT a shameless product promotion blog. Fuck, it's called Spankin the Monkey for Crying out loud.
Anyways, back on topic. I ordered this VAPORIZER from a company online called RXDirect2u.com or something like that. Actually, exactly like fucking that.
So back to the topic (For some reason my mind is wandering.) ummm where was I?
Ummmm.....

Oh ya, it was fuckingggg Grrrreat!!!!!!!!!
Check out this funky Vaporizer, Mine is the Purple one (Kinda like the Britney Drink.) Actually because it is named after King Jimi!!!!